Sunday, June 11, 2006

These Are The Things That Annoy Me As Of Late:

People, please turn off the lights when you exit the room!
Would it kill you to save some energy?
I didn't think so.

If you tell me that you think I dress too "racy", I will tell you that it's very hot outside.
If my reply does not satisfy you, then you should ask my mother to consider relocating me from the land of eternal summer.
I swear if she does it, you will never see me again.

Mama I don't understand! Why do I have to live here!? Why should I suffer from your and dad's poor judgement in residence!?
Why, why, why??

Fine I'll stop whining.
Sorry.

Stop talking to me about your daddy's Porche/BMW/Mercedes/Rolls Royce.
I swear to God I'm not impressed.
Wallah.
No, not even a little bit.


Nope, still not impressed.


ubergirl

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

racy?? what's that supposed to mean? I checked in a dictionary but it didn't make much sense to me. What kind of dress is "racy"??

Anonymous said...

bro racy is just another way of saying 'naughty', or risque or spicy; meaning she was wearing something dat woulda probably turned you on

ren_crow said...

You have so got to check out my dad's porsche. It's uber groovy.

Anonymous said...

Nuri, a "racy" dress shows a lot of skin! Or is skin tight. A fast dress for a fast woman. Or one who will not take any shit! (it takes courage to wear one. Especially on the street in broad daylight.)

!nsanity said...

People who don't knock the door before coming in and don't close when leaving piss me off.

Can't I have just a LIL bit of privacy plz ?!

FA$HIONISTA said...

ppl who hate me for being hot get on my last ass nerve itsn ot my fault god created me Mucho sexy :PP

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

my mom 'n sis always and i mean ALWAYS barge into the bathroom and end up seeing me naked!! ugh!!
I NEED SOME PRIVACY :@

Anonymous said...

Zahrat, what you need may as well be a good key for your bathroom's door :-)

Anonymous said...

Thanks! So, if you were to live abroad, what country would you choose?

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

bruco,
:s i've got this thing with bathroom keys..i once locked myself, my sis and the maid in a bathroom in germany for like 5 hours!! and the room had the "do not disturb" sign thingy on the door!!

!nsanity said...

LMAO @ barging in the bathroom zahra

smooth...reaaaaal smooth....

ren_crow said...

uhmm doesnt your bathroom door have a simple lock or something. I mean cmon this is pretty standard stuff here.

Anonymous said...

Ubergirl, I am sure it is a good thing you are in the "land of eternal summer", just trust it.

Anonymous said...

Things could be worse. Everything is cool right. I mean we are not begging children or hungry or anything, Let's focus on the positve and try and be grateful :-)

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

ren,
NO IT DOESNT ugh!!

Anonymous said...

stop whining already!
u bitch on every thing!

Anonymous said...

wj3, ybeelh kf!

ubergirl87 said...

Why, if I didn't know any better, n, I'd say you don't have a life!

If you don't like my blog don't read it. I'm *sure* you have better things to do with your time.

Anonymous said...

good blog.
I might return someday....
keep up