Thursday, April 24, 2008


I saw a dead man lying on the side of the street today. I have yet to react.

I had never seen a dead body before.

It was a hit and run.
Cars should be banned.


Saturday, April 12, 2008

Hello, Children...

Why do men wear speedos?

Don't they know how ridiculous they look?

And most importantly, when will it END?


Saturday, April 05, 2008

"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,

... and your government when it deserves it." - Mark Twain

I have gone a whole two days without a driver and I am deeply depressed.
We need to solve this, like, yesterday.

Am I disloyal and truly unpatriotic for wanting to just leave Saudi Arabia?