Sunday, June 11, 2006

These Are The Things That Annoy Me As Of Late:

People, please turn off the lights when you exit the room!
Would it kill you to save some energy?
I didn't think so.

If you tell me that you think I dress too "racy", I will tell you that it's very hot outside.
If my reply does not satisfy you, then you should ask my mother to consider relocating me from the land of eternal summer.
I swear if she does it, you will never see me again.

Mama I don't understand! Why do I have to live here!? Why should I suffer from your and dad's poor judgement in residence!?
Why, why, why??

Fine I'll stop whining.
Sorry.

Stop talking to me about your daddy's Porche/BMW/Mercedes/Rolls Royce.
I swear to God I'm not impressed.
Wallah.
No, not even a little bit.


Nope, still not impressed.


ubergirl

21 comments:

Nuri said...

racy?? what's that supposed to mean? I checked in a dictionary but it didn't make much sense to me. What kind of dress is "racy"??

Anonymous said...

bro racy is just another way of saying 'naughty', or risque or spicy; meaning she was wearing something dat woulda probably turned you on

ren_crow said...

You have so got to check out my dad's porsche. It's uber groovy.

fror said...

Nuri, a "racy" dress shows a lot of skin! Or is skin tight. A fast dress for a fast woman. Or one who will not take any shit! (it takes courage to wear one. Especially on the street in broad daylight.)

Mochness said...
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Mochness said...

You dress "racy"? Erm, am I missing something here? I've seen you a lot and your choice of attire never looked "racy" to me :S
Do you walk around topless when I'm not around? Because only that would be counted as "racy". Whoever said that marra ygharoon!

Turning the lights off when one is not in the room is something my siblings annoy the hell out of me by doing. Talking/yelling to them comes to no apparent result. In the end it is me who walks around the house turning the lights off. And another thing, my brother has the habit of keeping the tv/playstation/gameboy on when he's not using them...won't turn them off no matter how many times I tell him to. Hmmmph!
People who keep talking about their parents' cars, big houses, ultra glam and expensive clothes as a way of showing off are masakeen. I can see why they piss you off. Allah y3eenik 3alaihom :S

!n$@n!tY said...

People who don't knock the door before coming in and don't close when leaving piss me off.

Can't I have just a LIL bit of privacy plz ?!

FA$HIONISTA said...

ppl who hate me for being hot get on my last ass nerve itsn ot my fault god created me Mucho sexy :PP

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

my mom 'n sis always and i mean ALWAYS barge into the bathroom and end up seeing me naked!! ugh!!
I NEED SOME PRIVACY :@

bruco said...

Zahrat, what you need may as well be a good key for your bathroom's door :-)

Nuri said...

Thanks! So, if you were to live abroad, what country would you choose?

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

bruco,
:s i've got this thing with bathroom keys..i once locked myself, my sis and the maid in a bathroom in germany for like 5 hours!! and the room had the "do not disturb" sign thingy on the door!!

!n$@n!tY said...

LMAO @ barging in the bathroom zahra

smooth...reaaaaal smooth....

ren_crow said...

uhmm doesnt your bathroom door have a simple lock or something. I mean cmon this is pretty standard stuff here.

kay said...

Ubergirl, I am sure it is a good thing you are in the "land of eternal summer", just trust it.

kay said...

Things could be worse. Everything is cool right. I mean we are not begging children or hungry or anything, Let's focus on the positve and try and be grateful :-)

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

ren,
NO IT DOESNT ugh!!

N said...

stop whining already!
u bitch on every thing!

zagzoog's cousin said...

wj3, ybeelh kf!

ubergirl87 said...

Why, if I didn't know any better, n, I'd say you don't have a life!

If you don't like my blog don't read it. I'm *sure* you have better things to do with your time.

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