Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Hummm...

A friend of my mother's just got back from one of those mind, body and soul cleansing trecks in the forest/desert/mountains.
The ones where they sit around and do yoga and meditate all day.

I've never been good at any of that spiritual shit.
"Focus, and store all your energy in the space between your back and your assss... Hummmm..."

Not for me.

I love the big city life.
The Pollution.
The Corruption.
The gritty grime of it all! (Gritty grime is now a phrase.)

I cannot possibly sleep on a matt thingie in the middle of middle-of-no-where India and quit speaking and spend a week "finding myself."
What does that even mean; finding yourself.

I know where I am. I'm right here, writing this post.
In fact, I know where everyone who's reading this is right now: Sitting at your computer. In your house, office, or a net cafe, reading this post.

I should start charging for this.
I'd open my house to complete strangers, they'd sit by the pool and eat icecream and I'd point at each one and "find them."
I'd make millions.

Although I have to say I'm pretty jealous of the people who are all spiritual and shit.
It supposedly allows you to be very carefree.
I guess I'll never know.

ubergirl

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're funny ;D

!n$@n!tY said...

yo do realize that you're funny as shit don't you ?

allaboutgq said...

lol Funny post.

However, dont you think being carefree is bad for you?

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

lol :P 5ala sameera did all THAT?
haw!

wastedchix said...

we wish u would try it! we're city girlz too ..but that yoga and meditating is SoOOoOO Relaxing and pampering ..u would love it if u gave it a chance!

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kay said...

I'm a city girl to Ubergirl but about two years ago I went to a meditation retreat with no speaking. It was good for me. Borring but interesting and I got to know myself better. I really did. No distractions helped me discover more about the way I think.
What about the elections in Kuwait? Women getting to vote!

taqo said...

"I'd point at each one and "find them."
I'd make millions."

LOL. Luved this post.

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i wish i was a city person, infact im a night crawler. i only wake up when everyone is asleep and when everyone is awake im asleep.

Nuri said...

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Anonymous said...

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Abu Sinan said...

"Finding yourself" is something people do who have too much money and too much time on their hands.

The rest of us know exactly where we are, we are getting up early to go to work, getting back from work late, and paying the bills we cannot afford.

It might not be that bad to loose myelf, as long as my boss and the bills got lost as well.