Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Star Shite

There's a girl that I like to talk with occasionally. She's very smart, and I generally like asking questions, so she's a good person to be around.
The other day a friend was going out with her and I tagged along. Smart girl brought a friend too.
So I'm having this very intense discussion with Smart girl, and out of no where her friend jumps right in and says (to me),
"What's you star sign?"
I almost slapped her, I swear to God.

I give her a look. You know which one I'm talking about.
"Libra."

And I go back to talking with Smart girl.

"Libra! I never would have guessed! You sure don't act like a Libran!"

EAT SHIT AND DIE.

"And how is a Libran supposed to act?"

"I don't know... Not like you." She giggles.

  1. Can't she see we're having an important discussion?
  2. Doesn't she know it's rude to interrupt people?
  3. What is it with people and star signs these days!?

Everyone I meet wants to know what my star sign is!

"Oh no! Don't tell me! Let me guess!"

Fucking airheads. UGH.

ubergirl

10 comments:

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

horoscopes are stupid

!nsanity said...

oh wow !! im a libra too !! how funny is that ? we can be star sign buddies uber !! =p

(sarcasm used excessively)

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with you Ubergirl. I can't believe people believe in that crap! sis from the usa

Anonymous said...

maybe she wanted to say that u're not giving her the least attention.. while concentrating on enjoying ur time with Smart.. and that's why she couldn't see u as a libra?!
just a thought..

Taqo said...

Mn jid. They are stupid. O 7raam kamaan.
A waste of time, and money.

Jo said...

Don't knock what you know little about. I used to think they were a crock of shit, but recently I've come to realise that there's a lot to them. Read up on them and you'll get it soon enough...

Bissa said...

yeah i agree with dostish, it's just a phase like the patriotic phase & they'll get over themselves

Anonymous said...

you sound a bit... arrogant in this post... We shouldn't take ourselves too seriously.

Stephen said...

I wana know who writes the horoscopes in magazines? Do they hire some expert? I think they are lame

Anonymous said...

How come you decided only to share the least interesting part of the conversation?

As a reader I feel cheated.