Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Brain Farts: The Sequel

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It's fun to say 'blubber'. I just ate. Cheesey movies must all be destroyed. I tell people that I speak Spanish when infact I can only count to ten in Spanish. I must have been a tree in a past life. I hate censorship of any kind. Green's a pretty color. Yo' momma jokes are not amusing. I giggle alot. Shakespear was a perverted old man. I wish Elvis were still alive. I wish I could be Paris Hilton for a day. Arabic is hard. I wish I cound speak Arabic half as well as I could "speak"Spanish. My cat died last year. I have never seen 'The God Father'. I pretend to like all God's living creatures when infact I hate reptiles and firmly believe they must all die horrible deaths. I enjoy asking people akward questions. I'm not big-headed I'm just really really good looking. I only passed 12th grade math by coincidence. I only passed 12th grade biology by coincidence. My graduating high school was a fucking coincidence. Winnie the Pooh should consider changing his last name.

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ubergirl

8 comments:

Rimyoleta said...

I love myself :P

Mochness said...

Toffee's food smells. I'm so sleepy it isn't even funny anymore. Should read "As You Like It", but screw it, man. I'm not hungry, although I might eat something soon. I want to sleep but it's only ten minutes to six :(

Noor said...

My wardrobe is jammed packed to the brim with pink. I'm starting to dig black. Please stop mistaking me for a freakin Shami. Chocolate is the shit. How come men dont have hips and women have both hips and bellies? I want cookies, nice crumbly soft mushy chocolate chip cookies. If you cant say anything nice then dont say anything at all. I love saying that. It really makes me feel a like a mama. Which I am but no one believes me, which is eyw. Barbie rocks.

$uper MO said...

I feel like throwin up all the pretzels i ate. I hate m7ammad 3abdo. My ass hurts every time
I shit. Movies r a blessing. Readin is a blessing. I-pod is a blessing. coz u can use them all to block ppl away. I love Balsamic vinegar. A guy's smile is what attracts me. And the packs of course . 'Lap' is just an illusion that exists only when someone sits, so where is the warmth in it. I keep on sayin 'Daloob' instead of 'Dolaab'. I love MY Juhaina.

Bissa said...

i wanna get a kitten. Our new maid's name is weird. her name's Baby. "hey baby ;))" lol.i wanna go a concert. Fugis. i hate staying home. that's hott. i wanna go to Vegas agian, dude it fuckin rocks.i never can get arabic poems. sometimes english. i thought that Johnny Bravo is hot. I still do

Dotsson said...

Man this thing is hard. lol. Ya'll are crazy!

Bal8ees said...

I just wanna pass 12th grade and 4 this year to finish fast :)

Rimyoleta said...

oh I said only one thing!!
okaaaaaay here we Go
annoying ppl and bothering them is just my thing,I love nickolas Sparks, I don't smoke, my mom does, I hate pepsi,My room's color is orange, Deedee is my older sister, i'm sleepy, tomorrow is Friday, I'm not in love...
okay i'm off to bed now