Sunday, December 11, 2005

Granny On Speed

Today someone complimented me on my attire. Apparently, my striped shirt and pink sweater made me look lika a "Granny on Speed".
Yes, I'm taking that as a compliment, thank you very much!
I feel like a granny on speed aswell, strangley enough.

I keep getting these weird-ass chain letter text messages, something about getting a phone call at 11 in the morning.. Weird shit.
What I want to know is; who the hell falls for this crap!?
Doesn't anyone know that the phone companies are behind these chain-text messeges!?
Idiots.
The same goes for Emails.
Did you get the "I have no eyes and I'm coming after you if you don't send this to 21 people! Boo!" one?
I did. I was 10. Scared the shit out of me, I tell you.
Chain letters must die.

Some dude's been phone-stalking me. I leave my phone on for 15 minutes, and I get an average of 8 missed calls from the guy.
He sends me text messages asking me why I texted him a week ago. I checked my sent messages file, I never sent him anything.
How do I know it's a guy, you ask?
I just do.

I have nothing more to say.

ubergirl

15 comments:

Mochness said...

So I get it that you’re not going to “accidentally kill” chain-letters now, are you?

ubergirl87 said...

Maybe.. hehe

Dotsson said...

I'm in a mood to bitch and whine right now and this post is PERFECT!!!

These stupid chain letters really piss me off. I had (blocked her a long time ago) some stupid girl on my MSN who would send me these stupid religious emails! One day I get this email of graves and someone being buried and then she says "If you believe in god and blah blah blah... then send this email to atleast 50 people and you will inshallah go to heaven"

That was the last straw! I replied and said "No, I don't believe in God, and I worship the devil! Now leave me alone"!!!

And of course your phone stalker is a guy! Only men do stupid stuff like this!
Here are your options...

1. Start a chain letter and put a picture of a hot chick and a brief (but fake) description of yourself. Then put his telephone number and send it to all of the guys you know!!!

2. Take his telephone and go on a chat site and give it out to all of the guys!

3. Start an escort service and make him the 'rate negotiator'

or

4. Just call STC and complain!!! They'll make him stop!

Let us know what happens :P

ubergirl87 said...

Dotsson: LOL You have a very "creative" way to solve problems... I like! *evil laugh*.
Actually, a cousin of mine is into.. err... curious things, lol. I gave her his number and he actually stopped calling! I'll have to ask her what she did. Though I'm afraid of her answer, lol.
I'll let you know :-D.

Mochness said...

lol, Dot's creative ideas reminded me of a friend of mine who's hooked on MIRC. Whenever someone sends her his number over there in the private chats, she'd go to the main page and copy+paste his phone number for all to see. God, how I loved watching her do that whenever I'm at her house and bored (she'd sign-up on MiRC and role-play as a flirty girl and we'd laugh out butts off at how many guys send us their numbs and how many we were able to nif'9a7 by posting their nums on the main chat-page :P). *sighs* lovely memories :P

Dotsson said...

Mochness you brought up old memories! I used to chat in MIRC all the time! This was like back in 99... wallah that place was fun! I always got in fights with the administrators and they would always kick me out :|
There were all sorts of wackos on that site! I'd love to meet your cousin, I like what she does but I think we her technique can be 'sexed' up a little and used in a much bettter way.

Mochness said...

It's not my cousin, it's a friend of mine; my childhood friend :)

Dotsson said...

Ubergirl!!! This blog needs a chatbox!!! Yallah get one please :P

ruba duba said...

OHHHH I HATE THOSE GUYS
THEY HAVE NO LIFE WHAT SO EVER
YA5Y 7ARRRAM
U KNOW WHAT I TELL THEM??
GET A LIFE OR GET A LIFE SAVER U FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
I DONT CARE IF HE UNDERSTANDS OR NOT
AHM SHY 6L3T ALY FE GLBY
THEN I JUST DONT ANSWER AFTER THAT

Lord Bin Sleet said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

chain messeges like this one
ارسلها ل 10 اشخاص وستسمع خبرا مفرحا
ارسلها ل 20 شخص وسيصيبك شي مفرح
ارسلها ل 1000000 وستأتيك فراري

heheheh the Ferrari thing added from me

anyway the thing is that most of ppl are beleiving this sh!# and i dunno why!
....................
The only thing i can say is "WTF"

nice post ...
keep it up

ubergirl87 said...

Dotsson: NO. I certainly will NOT be getting a chatbox anytime soon :p. And apparently, my cousin went on a chat room and gave out the dudes number to every sorry fucker she talked to! Brilliant, lol.

Ruba: I know! Masakeen. They need to take up knitting or something.

Lord Bin Sleet: Lol, yes chain texts like that.
And I'm glad you're enjoying my blog :).

zahrat ilma6ba5 said...

i l.o.v.e your cousin ;)

Rimyoleta said...

I second Ruba:S
I hate those guys:S
I mean All they Do is Charge that SAWA and Start the list:S
Hello ..Oh I'm sorry Wrong number..
10 sec later...
Oh I was Charmed with your voice..I bet your pretty..Can we be friends:S
Blakh Stupid:S

Dotsson said...

Hahahaha!!! Rimyoleta are you serious? Do they really do that? I didn't know that people could be so desperate that they would just call random numbers... what if you are older than them?
Crazy people out there!!!

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