"Today I'd like to talk about the issue of Saudi Arabian women driving cars."
"All the liberals want women to drive here. But I don't think it would be right. Think of all the car accidents they'll cause! And a woman can't possibly drive her car alone. She'd have to be accompanied by her brother or something. And what man would stand to be driven around by a woman? I mean.. It's not right. And anyway.. A recent survey shows that only 32% of women actually want to drive."
"And who conducted this survey?"
"Oh, I did! Think about it... We'd have to have policewomen. How will that work!?"
I didn't argue because I don't have the time nor energy.
And because I knew it would be fruitless.
Some people are just idiots, and no matter how hard you try to knock some common sense into their heads, you fail.
الله يعظم أجرنا
(Do you know how long it took me to type that in Arabic?)