I hate proud mothers.
I honestly do.
They think you're after their son(s).
And you're kinda not.
And they let the whole fucking world know when you've spoken a single word to their son that lives in fucking Outer Mongolia. And they make it sound like you want to hook up.
And then your mother hears of this.
And she gets worried you'll get pregnant (or whatever mothers worry about.)
And all you said was "Hello."
Not "Hello!"
"Hello."
Why doesn't anyone tell these mothers that their kids are ugly losers?
Is it going to disturb the chain of being?
I'm gonna find out.
ubergirl
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i wish my mom was like that ,instead she thinks im the one after every woman single (doesnt matter if shes pretty or not ) ,my moms motto is "el gerd fe 3ain ommo ibn 66 kalbs)
well, in my case..mothers are after me! ;)
lol in my case fathers are after me ;)
chain of being, so you study English Literature and to be specific shakespear?
hehe
ga9di..el2ommahat yb'3ooni atzawwaj their kids ;)
arn't you a kid yourself?
in my case, everyone is after me... or out to get me...
cool blog, by the way
anon ((i know who u r yalb3r9i)),
kl zag
no you don't,,it's not cool to say what you just said
LOOOOL 5eer inshallah!? el7een msaweelna innk a5lag o tnha 3an elfa7sha2 walmonkar walkalam albathee2? agool yalla bs la a9afgk il7een
lol
are you sure hes who i think he is???
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