Saturday, March 04, 2006

I'm Not Apologizing. I'm Clearing Things Up.

All of what follows is directed at various people I love. The people who are in my life, the ones who, no matter what they do, will always be a part of me (unfortunately for them):

I know you don't like either one of my green dresses. Guess what?
I'm not giving them up.

I know you don't like it when my hair's 'in my face'.
I do. And I'm keeping it.

I know you wish I studied more. You wish I were more 'academic'. I'm not. I don't think it's safe to say I'll ever be 'academic'.

I know you wish I'd lose a few pounds.
Well, I'm not giving up chocolate. Nor ice cream.
And NO, I'm not switching to diet coke.

I know I can be a smart-ass. I guess you'll have to deal with it.

I know I sound arrogant sometimes. I honestly don't mean to be.

I do have a temper problem, maybe.
Let me just say; it's not my fault. I inherited it. Honest!
And I think it's fair to say it's under control now.
I think.

I might maybe be a bit moody sometimes, but I think I'm the easiest person you'll ever have to deal with.
What you see is what you get. You don't have to 'dig deep' or over analyze anything to know who I am and what I'm about.

I know it seems to you that I think everything's lame or cheesy or corny.
Oh, don't fucking kid yourself!
It is!

I might maybe offend a lot of (overly conservative, stick-up-their-ass) people, but come on! Overly conservative people were meant to be offended.

I am not the nicest person you will ever meet, but I'm probably the most honest.

I don't like it when people patronize me. It makes me be mean to them. When I say mean, I mean mean. (That sounded weird)

I don't like annoying sales people who think I'm blind and therefore are trying to sell me shit. I might be mean to them too.
Don't ever try to stop me being mean.

Thank you.


Sean from DocintheBox said...

Your temper problem is what makes you a good blogger, who wants to keep going back reading to someone who's just happy floating throught life? Boring boring boring.

Shy said...

Yeah u seem like a strong minded person, bet its tough having an argument with u :)

I H said...

Ubergirl... in spite of your "apparent" rebellion I feel that inside you there is a sweet, sensistive and considerate person

MuRaSaKi said...

You know you'd make a great news paper columnist. You'd be exiled after you're 1st post there!

No really...What makes me a frequent visitor to your blog, is that your posts are so bold and "in your face"...Keep up the good work!


Diabz said...

loool. taq told me abt ur was worth the visit.

ABDULLA said...

dunno why, but I agree with ih

ubergirl87 said...

Sean: (Can I call you Sean? It's so much easier than having to type all that stuff :p) I agree, lol.

Shy: Sure is.

Murasaki: Thanks.

Diabz: Taqwa rocks, man.

IH and Abdulla: "I think I'm the easiest person you'll ever have to deal with.
What you see is what you get. You don't have to 'dig deep' or over analize anything to know who I am and what I'm about."
I think you'll recall reading that little tid bit in my post, no? :P

I am very nice, I'm a people person, I'm not some hate-the-world freak.
But at the same time I am honest, and I always speak my mind. I never said I'm not considerate or sweet or whatever.
I'm not hiding a "sensitive side", nor am I hiding rebellion.
You can 'feel' whatever you want about what I'm "really like", just let me warn you: You're wasting your time :)

Thanks for your comments!

Rimyoleta said...

Well, I'm not giving up chocolate. Nor ice cream.... <<<< You Go GIRL :D

ubergirl87 said...

Rima: Are you saying I should switch to diet coke?! :P

Mochness said...

Ih, in spite of your lovely opinion, I think that Uber would know more about herself than you would, don’t you agree? Stating that she’s a fluffy little cuddly bear on the inside is something for you to believe in and wish upon a star while it is highly offending to her.

taqo said...

(when my hair's 'in my face')

A7la shay. It makes you look like a "rockstar" :p

I H said...

Uber, I never tried and will never attempt to analyze you or to "dig" into you. A perfume is good because of the its overall scent and not because of its every individual elements [I work in perfume, obvious ain't it? better than being a butcher!]. As you, It is a whole package. Keep up the good job. BY the way, do you listen to Pink Floyd?

I H said...

Mochness, for sure I would say what i believe in and not what others do because it is "my " opinion and not theirs. I never said she is "fluffy little cuddly bear " and I don't believe that she was offended by what i said. MOchness, Uber knows how to reply herself if she needs to as she does not need a guardian. BY the way, your blog is also insightful.

Take care , Uber and MOch.