Please, gentlemen, when you want to flirt would you mind looking a little more.. Err.. Put together? (Shaving before hand would be nice.)
And lets keep the car chases between noon and 8 PM, please.
Also, one thing I and every female in existence wants to know is; Why do Arab men promise you the world when all they want is a little fun?
Why declare their ever-lasting love when they've only known you for .392 seconds?
Why the marriage proposals when all they want is to mess around?
After all, it is pathetic.
All you guys out there; did it ever occur to you that maybe we want some fun too?
Think about it.
Now stop lying, for fuck's sake.
Oh, and if I don't take your number the first time, it's unlikely I'll take it the 4875356th time around.