Sunday, March 26, 2006

Boys, Boys, Boys!

Please, gentlemen, when you want to flirt would you mind looking a little more.. Err.. Put together? (Shaving before hand would be nice.)
And lets keep the car chases between noon and 8 PM, please.

Also, one thing I and every female in existence wants to know is; Why do Arab men promise you the world when all they want is a little fun?
Why declare their ever-lasting love when they've only known you for .392 seconds?
Why the marriage proposals when all they want is to mess around?
After all, it is pathetic.

All you guys out there; did it ever occur to you that maybe we want some fun too?

Think about it.

Now stop lying, for fuck's sake.


Oh, and if I don't take your number the first time, it's unlikely I'll take it the 4875356th time around.


ubergirl

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

4875356 :S ?

Sean Dustman said...

Your talents for telling like it is, is being wasted out there!

Raed said...

4875356th


I've got the time :P (spoken like a true Arab )

Anonymous said...

your post is right..when I used to visit the chatrooms, I was amazed how quick the arab men "fall in love" with me!

Stephen said...

So uber what are u doing this weekend Habibti? :p

Ahmed said...

Relationships in our society are risky, and "I just want to have some fun" is usually not a good reason to take that risk. The boys who throw their numbers on every walking female are not "boys who want to have fun", they are just annoying and cheap.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS WRONG !!!! arab boys should have fun !!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I HATE THIS BLOG

Anonymous said...

Fonder:
I AM 6AYE3 & i blog

ubergirl87 said...

Anonymous Allah y3afeek we'd all appreciate it if you learned to READ.
Ba3deen mabsoo6 3ala nafsak innak 9ayi3!?
Mashallah. Allah y3a6ím ajr ommak.

Anonymous said...

Hey ubergirl you wanna have some fun? I can take care of that need for you I wouldn't mind. We could practice till we got it just right. hehe