Monday, October 09, 2006

Animal Crackers In My Soup...

I was sitting with a group of girls who were basically forcing their presence upon me.
It was okay untill they started talking about how much they spend on Chanel in Paris every year.
It became some sort of competition. Who spent the most money and where.

I'm sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Why do they think how much money their daddy makes/inherited is something to show off about? There are about 289738947209837249 people all around the world who can afford a Gucci key chain and a trip to Geneva.
It's not very special, I promise you.

I have a better idea for a competition: Who can burn their money the fastest.
Or who can eat a whole fried pink hippo in under three minutes.

I know what you're saying; 'Ubergirl, we do not mean to question your awesome brain power, but is there such a thing as a pink hippo?'

Yes.

My point is, saying you bought a Chanel bag is as pointless as pink hippo eating contests (which don't exist, because obviously pink hippos are an endangered species.)


I think I'm allegic to people.

ubergirl

PS. Wish me a happy birthday, everyone!

22 comments:

Katie said...

This is really funny.

Nuri said...

I really doubt 289738947209837249 people can afford a Gucci key chain and a trip to Geneva.

HEROINE said...

hmm, that superficial then?


I mean, fine, everyone buys stuff, can afford stuff, and its part of living, but brag about it? thats just pathetic!

Seriously, its beyond sad.

Bragging in general is a sick thin g to do,

bragging about saving a persons life? that I can gulp down, but I mean seriously.

Wear a shirt that sayd (Modesty Anyone? No? I thought so ...)

Shy said...

nah you're not allergic, u just need better company

Anonymous said...

happy birthday from Gray in France!

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UBERGIRL!!! :D sis from the usa

taqo said...

Happy Birthday Ubz ;)

kay said...

Happy Birthday Uber.
You're not allergic to people you're just hanging around the wrong ones.

Madhatter said...

So much entertainment on this Blog, God bless U.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! May ur days b like the sunset, always beautiful and always different.
May u live to see ur Great great great grandchildren LOL

YUKA said...

I do feel exactly the same as you do, Ubergirl. It would be nice that they buy Chanel or Gucci and keep it to themselves but apparently it seems so hard for them to keep their mouth shut. It is sometimes the same with boys, I guess. When I talk with Saudi men, they tell me a lot about their interesting trip to dessert and other countries. If they talk about it because the trip is interesting and memorable, it is just so nice as I always enjoy any kind of interesting things happening in other parts of the world but they sometimes talk about it from the point that they must be rich enough to do it. Then, the whole conversation gets spoilt because all they want to tell me is not about the trip but how rich they are. Nothing is wrong with being rich but they learn to know how to keep their mouth shut in order to look much smarter than what they are. Where I am from, modesty is a key virtue.

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mido said...

Well said Uber!!!

and a very Happy Birthday to you :)

May you have eternal happiness and peace of mind. And I wish for you everything that I would wish for myself.

mido

sexy cow said...

i wrote a long comment bs i closed the window by mistake..i dont feel like writing it again..anyway! happy birthday

Abu Sinan said...

Happy birthday. The women like you explain bore the crap out of me. I dont care how much money your mommy or your daddy has. I dont care about your nonsense/insance materialism.

These girls do not have one original idea in their body.

Sewmouse said...

Happy, Happy birthday, Uber!

I don't imagine that any one of those girls every had the thought that the price of ONE of those Gucci or Chanel items would feed a starving family in the Sudan for a month.

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Bruco said...

Happy birtdhay Uber!

However, you should not underestimate the power of hippo-eating- contests...

We do have them in Italy.
Seriously:
http://www.ferrero.it/comuni/php/file_get/get.php?id=3MCCQJWIE8WYWWYUENA6

Well, sort of. :-P

Engineer Sighted said...

Fried pink hippo sounds delicious. Happy birthday.

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Out of my box;-) said...

Hippo Birthday UberG :-) have a pink one!!

I am afraid the only endangered species are you, me and only a few like us my dear!!... but it's allright... this makes you a rare breed... unique...

smile... people will wonder what you've been up to!!

Cheers :-)

Teshi said...

Hapful Birthday!

I think the reason many people feel the need to make inanane discussion is because they've never felt comfortable talking about more serious issues... they think it's not cool or not acceptable, so the conversation gets whittled down to hair, clothes and Chanel. Mentioned occaisionally, these types of things are of course part of everyday conversation, and only when they are the only topic of conversation do they become so mind-bashingly inane.

If no one ever asked your opinion about one thing or another, or encouraged you when you began to speak about something, you never learn to. You become pink and substanceless.

These girls aren't inherently stupid or inane, they've just grown used to being that way in this particular group (or all groups, depending). The more talking about such things becomes the only acceptable conversation between you, the more you and others will feel strange in breaking the convention. The result: more clothes and Chanel talk.

Have you tried to steer the conversation in a direction that is more interesting? I don't mean like "Did you notice the stock market is up today?" or "Did you know that the Inuit have 50 different words for various types of snow?" I mean something that you can talk about that's slightly more interesting than your usual topic.

You might find that someone else in this little gaggle of girls is as desperate to escape from the Chanel void as you are.

:)

ren_crow said...

They certainly sound like a bunch of spoiled little brats.
If you dont like them so much then dont hang around with them. even if they force their "presence" on you.
Remember, people will know u for the company u keep.