Monday, September 18, 2006

I'm Hungry

I slept for 12 hours last night.
Phew.
I'm exhausted.

School is such a horrible place.
Where horrible people socialize.
And emit horrible odors.
I am so sick of interrupting my much needed sleep to go there. It's an hour long drive from my house. And going there is like stepping back into the year 1756.
I wouldn't be surprised if people still considered camels a serious mode of transport over in that part of the city.
Not that camels aren't charming. They are. Especially when they spew out the contents of their stomaches, which (I have noticed) are usually green.


You're welcome. (For the lovely visual up there)

Why is everyone at school so boring? And more importantly, why do they all have the same face? And dress sense?
The other day I laughed at David Letterman. You know your life is lacking in excitement when you laugh at a Letterman joke.
Honestly, what a stale, boring man.
Why is he still on TV? What is he, 97?
Everyone knows Conan's the man.


Long live the string bikini dance.

ubergirl

13 comments:

Shy said...

Lettermans funny! you're right though, Conan is the man. Its Jay leno who I can't stand

7azzir fazzir said...

jay leno sucks, 7atta david letterman thalga7b.

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kay said...

Conan is taking over The Tonight Show soon.

Anonymous said...

Come on Lettermen top ten list rules, he has his own way, very subtle style, love the guy. Now what about that thong dance….

Nuri said...

Come on, can't you find ANYONE interesting in school? I can't believe that

Cold said...

I'm hungry too

taqo said...

Conan O'brien :*
Letterman looks like a perv.

Anonymous said...

Hello, I just want to say that I really admire you and I enjoy reading your posts. :)

Reem said...

I love conan, but letterman's been around so long that his show has become a sort of familiarity.

Black Orchid said...

David Letterman isn't funny at ALL!! miskeen y7awil too hard and y3allig 3ala his jokes:S
but i really felt sorry for him when his kid got kidnapped:(

Anonymous said...

Are you for real, ubergirl? I love your writing, and your wicked sense of humour. Just keep 'em coming.

Anonymous said...

Letterman is like David the Barbarian, his jokes are barbarically not funny.

B.A.M.F. said...

wanna make out?