"The 'commitittee' Anticipates Women's Day at the Janadriya."
I don't quite understand?
1. Women are not some sort of disease. Why must our arrival be anticipated and prepared for?:
"Oh my God. THE WOMEN ARE COMING!"
"Damn it, AGAIN? Go get your shots everyone... No-one is immune. We must be prepared."
Enough with the drama. Can't we just fucking show up without all the hoopla?
2. I thought this was a 'cultural event.' Why are the Muttawas involved?
WHY ARE THEY ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAYS INVOOOOOOOOOLVED?
It's the damn Janadriya. They talk about it like it's an orgy.
Trust me, it's not.
Not that I'm going.
I'll only ever go when the Muttawas are not part of the 'cultural experience.'