Monday, September 15, 2008

Stream of Consciousness

I am sorry I've been lazy with updates, but I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit depressed and uninspired.
I thought about blogging about a perverted bastard who is manipulating vulnerable women, but that's not news, is it?
So instead, I want to talk about something else. Anything else. Currently I'm not sure what I could say that would go on for more than a sentence, but I'm sure I'll come up with something. Any minute now.
I wonder why bees in Europe are big and fuzzy?
I am developing an irrational fear of cats. I think it's my other irrational fear (of rabies. Shut up. It's very dangerous, you know.) that is fueling this, more recent, fear of cats.
The weird thing is, I used to have a cat. Never bothered me.
I really need to get a flight to Jeddah but there are absolutely none and the airline people are all but shouting "AAHAAAHAA! JEDDAH? THIS WEEK? YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING. YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO CATCH A ROCKET SHIP TO THE MOON AND HAVE BONBONS UP THERE WITH... I DON'T KNOW... FUCKING BONO! HAHA NO WAAY LADY!"
And they'd say it like that, all in caps.
It's a bit of a medical emergency, you could say. So it would really be great if I could go. I guess I'm not going.
That really is unfortunate. I don't understand why the airlines don't quadruple their flights to Jeddah during Ramadhan? (People flock to Jeddah because you can only get to Mecca through there, and Ramadhan is a holy month and people often go there to pray and things.)
Some families go every Ramadhan. I don't understand why they can't pray in their houses and let people with medical emergencies get on with their lives?
Does anyone want to lend me their private jet?

ubergirl

8 comments:

Broke Saudi said...

Arn't there any other airlines you can take? If that's not possible, and this might seem like a bitch to do, but why not drive there? Haha I wish the airline people talk like that, with caps and all, they always sound like they're about to fall asleep on the phone. You're in Saudi, and not inspired? Impossible.

Stephen said...

Hope it's nothing too serious Ubergirl.

ren_crow said...

Yea sure here you go *hands keys to personal jet*
You might need to stop for gas along the way though.

taqo said...

It would be great if they had a train to Jeddah! I don't understand why they don't seeing that it would probably get 10 times the business that the one to Shargiyah gets!

I so badly want to be in Makkah right now :(

Anonymous said...

why not take a trip to Paris and worship a bit there instead?? Join me on Champs Elyssee and we can do some damage together. Got some Euros to spare and they are burning a hole in my pocket!

Sewmouse said...

I hope it is nothing very serious and that you will feel better very soon, Uber.

ubergirl87 said...

Broke Saudi, All the airlines are full. And can you believe it? Uninspired, of all things.

Stephen, It's nothing too serious :-)

ren, Lol don't encourage me. I actually thought I might get a serious offer out of this post.

tqo, YOU ARE BRILLIANT! Why isn't there a train!?

Anon, Fly me out and we might arrange something.

Sewmouse, NOthing very serious, sew. I feel better already :-)

Anonymous said...

check sama or khayala airlines? or any other domestic airlines