Monday, July 31, 2006

Heat Wave...Wooooo

I'm not in London anymore.
I'm in some obscure little European village with my family. It is absolutely scorching, people.
You know something's wrong when the Khaleejis are fanning themselves.

London was fun.
Except for the hordes of Khaleeji boys who have nothing better to do than bother me.
More about that later.
As in in the next post.

I carried a notebook with me everywhere, and that is where I vented out all of my frustrations. Guess who's getting an exclusive look at what's inside of this little notebook of mine?

Yes you, dumbass!
Joke! Wallah I love you all! Not ALL... Just a whole bunch of you! Anyway, on with the rants!:



What idiot made the Saudi ID card all in Arabic? What is the point if you can only use it inside the Kingdom?
And no I am not about to carry my passport around with me like a fool.
And those muppets at the drug store.
Can you believe they won't sell me pain killers that say "for ages 12 and up" on the box because "I don't look 18", which I do.
Ofcourse my "ID" is useless because the only employee that can read Arabic doesn't know the date in Hijri.
It's shouldn't even be called ID.
It should be called... Umm.... Not ID.
Yeah.


Why is "when I'm back" not a polite answer to "When will you be back?"?
I don't know when exactly boredom will strike me. I don't know when I am going to decide to come home.
I can't say I'll be back at 12:43 because that would probably be a lie.
I find "when I'm back" to be not only a polite, but quite an accurate answer as well.


The superman movie sucks.
Who the fuck cast that Blue Crush chick as Lois Lane?
Dying her hair brown doesn't fool us, Hollywood!
Fuckers.



Someone needs to knock Oprah off her high-horse.
Honestly.
Before she finds another cause to put her kindness on display and show the world how rich and "charitable" she is.

Hello, Oprah?
I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.



I know this is self-centered, but I find it incredible that all of the people in the world have their own lives, just as I do.
They all have issues and people and events to deal with.
The world doesn't revolve around me.
I am not the star of... Well... The world.
Wow.




ubergirl

13 comments:

Cold said...

It should be called... Umm.... Not ID >> i know that its dumb, but LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

A Daydreamer said...

seriously? whats the point of the ID if its not in English and Arabic. strange.

i was watching some show yesterday and it was talking about how Oprah donates 5 Million dollars a year!! ya3neee thats money she doesnt need!!! damn! must be nice!

some ppl might take "when i get back" as a smart remark, but i think its the best answer when you dont know when youre coming back..

enjoy the rest of your vacation. Im heading to Denmark and Sweden tomorrow... i hope the heat wave will be over... i dont want ra6oooooooooooba :(

Mochness said...

I am not the star of... Well... The world.
Wow.


Hmm, someone's learnt a new lesson, :P

Anyway, this is a good update. I've started to wonder whether some random guy you yelled at might've had his revenge on you :P

Mike said...

"The superman movie sucks."

Ah, thanks for that. I'll save my money.

"Hello, Oprah?
I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT."

You rock so hard for this.

"I am not the star of... Well... The world."

But you're the star of ours. ;-)

taqo said...

Girls from the 5aleej look really young, compared to girls in western countries, when we travel.
Im always mistaken for a 14 yr old :s
I think its something in the water.

Great to have you blogging again :)

Nuri said...

You're not the star of the world??
really?
Ha ha ha ha...
I like your style.

Godfather said...

lool interesting blog... I really enjoyed it.. u got a nice way of telling a story!

*PerdU* said...

hello :)

ur like the 9286829th person to say Superman sucks! i only met one person up till now who said it was good! i'm not taking my chances though..

i think it's nice that Oprah helps ppl.. yes she is showing off,, but at least someone is off the streets because of her,,

5aleejy guys in london! TELL ME ABOUT IT! they r GALAG! and the walk in tens!

umm,, thats about all i have to say,, have fun :)

FilmGirl said...
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FilmGirl said...

Finally..someone who agrees with me .
Emla7'6a how she just doesnt hug anyone?She actually picks men to hug and who to not. There was this lady who lost her house and got some stuff from O, she was hysterically crying and wanted to hug her..what'd O do? Just do that thing she does.. holds hands abover her head mdri kaif..
God :/ Another was apparently her biggest fan..she wants to hug O too.. But no..there go the hands again!
Atleast hug the lady!
Pffffft

Fuchsia Spunk said...

She only hugs Celebrities.
M9la7jiyah. lol.

Jackie. O said...

Superman was a 3 hours waste of my life
come to think of it the only nice movies so far were
miami vice, the devil wears prada,and john tucker must die

Twix said...

I cant even figure out the saudi ID let alone some one in a drug store in a little european village. good luck.