Showing posts with label Moment of Weakness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Moment of Weakness. Show all posts

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Someone Should Have Told Me

... You wing it, you FAIL.


Or maybe I should have known on my own.

Anyway. Good thing I'm not a quitter. 



I'll be okay, right?

ubergirl

Monday, September 15, 2008

Stream of Consciousness

I am sorry I've been lazy with updates, but I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit depressed and uninspired.
I thought about blogging about a perverted bastard who is manipulating vulnerable women, but that's not news, is it?
So instead, I want to talk about something else. Anything else. Currently I'm not sure what I could say that would go on for more than a sentence, but I'm sure I'll come up with something. Any minute now.
I wonder why bees in Europe are big and fuzzy?
I am developing an irrational fear of cats. I think it's my other irrational fear (of rabies. Shut up. It's very dangerous, you know.) that is fueling this, more recent, fear of cats.
The weird thing is, I used to have a cat. Never bothered me.
I really need to get a flight to Jeddah but there are absolutely none and the airline people are all but shouting "AAHAAAHAA! JEDDAH? THIS WEEK? YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING. YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO CATCH A ROCKET SHIP TO THE MOON AND HAVE BONBONS UP THERE WITH... I DON'T KNOW... FUCKING BONO! HAHA NO WAAY LADY!"
And they'd say it like that, all in caps.
It's a bit of a medical emergency, you could say. So it would really be great if I could go. I guess I'm not going.
That really is unfortunate. I don't understand why the airlines don't quadruple their flights to Jeddah during Ramadhan? (People flock to Jeddah because you can only get to Mecca through there, and Ramadhan is a holy month and people often go there to pray and things.)
Some families go every Ramadhan. I don't understand why they can't pray in their houses and let people with medical emergencies get on with their lives?
Does anyone want to lend me their private jet?

ubergirl

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Get Your Act Together




Backstabbing never felt this good.









ubergirl

Saturday, April 05, 2008

"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,

... and your government when it deserves it." - Mark Twain


I have gone a whole two days without a driver and I am deeply depressed.
We need to solve this, like, yesterday.

Am I disloyal and truly unpatriotic for wanting to just leave Saudi Arabia?


ubergirl